The Queendom of Chiriko Tsurumi is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.976 billion Chiriko Tsurumians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Chiriko Tsurumian economy, worth 181 trillion yen a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,696 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the tenet of free speech is held dear, a government program is underway to revitalize Chiriko Tsurumi's beaches, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chiriko Tsurumi's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chiriko Tsurumi is ranked 179,482^nd in the world and 3,031^st in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.